How would YOU break up with your girlfriend?

call her fat and run

tell her that you're moving to idaho

dont hang out with her making ur excuse ';im playing halo'; every time

tell her to get cancer

draw a picture of urself eating her favorite animal

eat her favorite animal

punch her

burn her whole wardrobe

go to dr phil

force her to watch happy tree friends



??????How would YOU break up with your girlfriend?
im not a guy.How would YOU break up with your girlfriend?
I'd write her a breakup poem or maybe a song.



Bill's Breakup Verse

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We've been going out some time

So this is hard to say

But I think that you and I

Have reached our final day



So while there will be thoughts of you

Always in my heart

I'll give you one last embrace before

We forever part



I may see you tomorrow though

I'm coming by at eight

Your younger sister asked me out

We're going on a date...
i would say ,,,,baby I'm sorry but this just isn't going to work with us.....why because i seen your picture last night on Americas most wanted ....
tsktsktsk...grow some ballz and tell her in person. gosh.
burn her whole wardrobe
not
the playing halo excuse.

happy tree friends is awesome! I love it!

=]
I wouldn't, I have my dream girl!
';Hey I just realised I'm not gay after all';.



If you're a guy, tell her you just realised you ARE gay.
Here are some good ones:

http://www.bofads.com/stories/breakup2.h